Diary of a future homeless person

Yesterday my roommate came into my room and noticed the mug that we’d discovered together to be growing mold last week, was still in my room in the same place, unwashed. It reminded me of something I wrote about myself in one of those 25 Facts about yourself! Facebook quizes a couple years ago. I can’t bear to read the whole thing- it includes a declaration of my whole-hearted belief in True Love and God, that I find obnoxious to even think about now. I included them (as facts #11 and #20) only to bait my somewhat new boyfriend-whom I suspected to be harboring some Catholic Guilt-into a conversation about spirituality and the direction of our relationship. Look at me! I love God too! Please read my Facebook notes and know they’re about you so we can connect on a deeper level!

Spoiler alert, breakup #1 happened about three weeks later. Also he’s never read or cared to read anything I’ve ever put on the internet. He checks his Facebook about once a month. Yes, one of those people. (Like why do you even HAVE a smartphone then?! Ok, whatever). 

A lot has changed since 2009; I’m an Atheist who’s rapidly loosing faith in Boyfriends. I’m also far too mature to write Facebook notes of course. I have a tumblr like an adult. 

But for all my personal growth, there are somethings that have not, and will never change: 

02/05/2009

#23. ….I’m a complete slob. it’s gross. like I’m talking leaving a juice out for so long that it grows a new species and they form a colony in the cup. then half the colony wants to separate.riots begin. political unrest leads to civil war. many people die. then when the smell of death fills my room, then I’ll wash the cup.

Update: the mug is still there. ILL GET TO IT IM ON VACATION

If any of the sketches I’m in get cut, I’m literally gonna burn this mother down.